Tonight I had my first drunk pilgrim. She bought a liter of wine from us and brought two of her own. And then asked me to buy more.
More later. It’s 4 am and the cats decided to fight.
So I know this person is trouble from the beginning. She arrives around 11. We open at 3. I am outside, and within five minutes I learn that on November 11, Putin is going to start WWIII, but it is okay because believers are going to be raptured right before then.
So she writes down her name and then I send her to the bar. I tell Mar, “ The good news is we have a pilgrim. The bad news is he’s crazy.” ( I thought she was a man. Even though the name she wrote down was “Donna.” I cannot tell you how masculine this woman looked and sounded.)
I don’t register her or take her money because I am hoping she’ll change her mind. No. She comes back, and other than telling me she usually stays in hotels it seems like things will be okay.
Mar sells her a bottle of wine, which we sometimes do. She doesn’t know, nor does anyone else, that the woman has two more of her own, which she brings out at dinner.
After the couscous is finished (I had to do my usual “Okay, there’s one bite left; someone take it,” and it wasn’t her) she says she is still hungry. I can’t offer her bread; she doesn’t eat bread. Bread destroys the pineal gland, and no bread is the reason her mother is 87 and her father 91. She is 65, and looks every day of it.
So Martin heats leftover squash patties and some seitan (vegetarian ham) with peppers Mar and I had for lunch. She won’t eat a bite of it. The other pilgrims are waiting for their dessert till she finishes and all she does is flap her jaws and not eat.
Finally a pilgrim who had bought only dessert comes in and I serve. She doesn’t eat sweets. I offer fruit. She doesn’t eat fruit. She finally thanks me for my effort and says she had expected vegetables. I offer to make her a salad. No.
She goes outside. Another pilgrim tells me she drank two liters of wine at dinner (I was there but thought she was sharing those bottles) and a liter before. She is drunk off her butt. So I send Mar a message as a heads up.
Fortunately a lovely German man she gravitated to spends the evening talking to her. I thank him. I had to pray my way through the day, reminding myself she was a child of God, that he loved her, that she deserved kindness, all those things.
Before I go for my walk, she asks me to sit with them, and asks for more wine. I tell her no. It is time for sleeping, not drinking wine. She tells me this is Europe, not Texas, and I need to adjust. I still say no, and fortunately she backs off.
I just went downstairs to get a package, and I think her things are on the drying line. Not dry, because it rained last night. She might still be here. Damn. I’ll update you guys later.
Her bicycle is gone, which means she is gone. Praise and glory be!